上個月我忍唔住飛返香港,
算係和男友「攤牌」，問佢幾時過去英國，我終於發現，原來佢根本唔想走。本來諗住等到佢嚟到英國，我地就結婚，我地拍拖十年，佢平時對我真係好好，我留喺香港大半個月，佢放工就返屋企陪我，放假我地就去睇戲行街買嘢，好開心；我知佢想我留低，但我好想把握今次 BNO visa
移民英國，將來有本外國護照在手，到時留低又好，返香港都好，至少有選擇。
都唔使魔術師查找，油管已經 tag
咗呢位在廣告中帶住普羅大眾認識投資理財態度、風險、及詐騙技倆等，彷彿飾演「投委會天使」的女主角叫姜麗文（Lesley
Chiang），1986年生，今年都36碎了。維基話係秦沛個女、姜大衛個姪女，原來出身演藝世家，亦係
CCTVB「小花」之一...壞消息係已嫁作人妻。
昔日販民仲有議會時，經常都以「whiter than
white」掛在嘴邊叉能廚正苦官員；依家完善了選舉制度，在愛國者治巷之下班膠官就更加無「whiter
than
white」的敏感度。先不論波叔入境紅碼有無特殊待遇，但起碼上台講話唔使戴口罩就係「特權」
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如果話「發言時在台上，與台下觀眾有相當距離」就可以唔戴口罩，魔術朝師一條友在街上一樣同其他人「有相當距離」，咁點解魔術師依然要戴口罩呢？口罩令又可唔可以改到「精準」啲呢？
話說魔術師返咗新工兩個幾月，便深得「上司器重」，竟然有份參與招聘新同事，簽立合約等工序及流程。作為新同事，魔術師當然不涉及錢銀交易的審批權，但準備文件，與獵頭公司溝通等都是魔術師的工作範圍。魔術師諗，簽合約批錢等流程固然每間公司的操作方法都唔同，魔術師以往的工作經驗在這一方面並不能派上用場，但對於保密（因為會接觸到同事薪金、職級等敏感資料）及
attention to
details，這些就會是魔術師的強項。畢竟呢個部門的長工與合約工比例是50:50，招聘事務呢啲重要職務都唔會搵抱有僱傭兵心態的合約工去經手，所以魔術師呢類買少見少的長工當然就係分擔這些繁瑣精密的事情的不二人選。
曾幾何時魔術師在二十大的即時新聞中提到習大大講話「中國人口多，老年人多，基礎病患者亦多」（大意），但係唔知點解事後上網查找就唔見有提及呢句「基礎病患」，唔知係唔係唔想講到全國人民都好似東亞病夫咁，中招特別易死（其實以我城資訊，從來無公開過新冠直接致死率係幾多？幾多個案係間接引起其他長期病患而死、幾多純粹係
die with COVID19）。點解國家死攬住動態
training不放，也就只能從網上片言隻語得悉：
嚴格嚟講魔術師之所以知道呢個廣告並唔係睇返嚟，而係聽返嚟 -
魔術師每晚都慣咗聽一陣傷台嘅《肛門頂》，聽吓陶偽才子有乜19噏風發，笑吓都好。而呢幾個月來，傷台在廣告好多時都播呢隻我城回歸祖國25周年主題曲，唔知會算落去正苦發牌規定的廣告
air time，定係傷台會另外收正苦的「不義之財」就不得而知了：
Why don’t you, a Hong Konger, support the HK protests?
Lonely Cantonese Sith Lord Lives in Hong Kong
Upvoted by Eugepar Tong, lives in Hong Kong
Updated 2y
Because 1) their demands have got fuck all to do with me; 2) they’ve
affected me in a massively negative way; 3) most of the protesters are the
kind of people I try my best to avoid.
Which one of their “five demands” will improve our collective quality of life?
Is it the one which absolves criminals of their crimes? Or perhaps the one
about calling a spade something other than a spade?
Lemme show you my five demands:
a) affordable housing like they have in Singapore
b) laws that require employers to pay living wages
c) standard work hours, or even a Right to Disconnect law like they have in
France
d) education reforms that turn our system into one that is less stressful and
more well-rounded, like that of Finland
e) improved access to medical services, and increased medical personnel
Took me about five minutes to come up with that, but tell me how mine isn’t
better than theirs.
The rioters have defaced my city to the point of unrecognisable. I'm not
just talking about vandalised streets, torched bins and such. It's the rise
of post-truth politics, increased tribalism, and other toxic bullshit. Hong
Kong is now a city where setting old folks on fire for speaking their minds
is considered a heroic deed, but cops doing their jobs isn't. It's a city
where respect for our fellow man extends only as far as this side of the Lo
Wu border. Democracy has been replaced with Fascism, and people seem to be
fine with it.
You'll have noticed by now that most of the rioters wear masks. They're
also really into bullying people behind the anonymity of the internet. This
is because most Kongers are cowards. When I was still in school, this was
the kind of bullies we had. They will harass you in petty but constant ways
that make it impossible for you to have a break mentally and physically. It
involves things like hiding your stuff, spreading rumours about you,
isolating you, and tilting you till you fight back, and then pretend to be
the victim when the teacher asks questions, just to see you get into more
trouble. I think it's called "reactive bullying" in professional terms.
They're not like bullies in America, who are more direct and honest about it
(i.e. “proactive bullying”), they punch you in the face , look into your
eyes and want you to remember it was them.
Not that bullying is something to be celebrated, but I can at least somewhat
respect the honesty of proactive bullying. Little cowards who don’t dare to
show who they are when they’re fucking with you, while secretly thinking
they’re “badass”, frankly make me cringe.
You know what else makes me cringe? Basic people. Make no mistake, most Konger
youths over here do not have a single original thought or unique tastes. It’s
all regurgitated bullshit they picked up at school or online. Most of them
couldn’t tell you in their own words why the five demands are important,
because they’re only in it to throw tantrums and feel like they’re part of
something.
If it weren’t for the protests, these people would be in Mongkok, getting
their hair dyed brownish-blonde, shopping for loose-fitting T-shirts and
tight-fitting leggings (yes, boys wear tights and makeup over here and think
that’s cool), planning to visit Japan for the 100th time this month.
Maybe gossiping about the latest hit tracks from boy bands who look like their
hormone surgery in Thailand went horribly wrong. Or perhaps the latest Korean
drama that makes the Twilight movies seem manly. They will definitely be
asking the waiter for sushi (our equivalent of pumpkin spice latte, “live
laugh love” signs and ugg boots) at a European restaurant.
These are the kind of people I went to school with. Utter cookie-cutter morons
without a purpose to live, or understanding for ideas bigger than themselves.
Is it any surprise the protests turned out the way they did?
I am reminded of a quote by Winston Churchill: the best argument against
democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. I’ve known
these people for a lot longer than five minutes, and I can tell you if we
start doing things the way they see fit, we’re fucked, all of us.
1. Lonely Cantonese Sith Lord... 1) their demands have got fuck all to do
with me; 2) they’ve affected me in a massively negative way; 3) most of the
protesters are the kind of people I try my best to avoid.
前文《由搶人才到尾帝版《捕蛇者說》》都提過，所謂「人才流失」的「人才」是指企業高管、中層管理層、定係落手落腳做嘢嗰班
working
level？流失的是醫生、劣C、會計、建築等專業人士、定係老C、社工、妓者等偽專業人士、抑或係落手落腳的有經驗C父？最近頗多嚴重意外，例如舞台爆芒、冧天秤等，是否關搵埋啲做嘢求其的新入行負責？
前任首相肥 John 大搞與病毒共存，要巨嬰帝國子民有心理準備「lose loved
ones」，結果「害死」（黃人腔）前事頭婆老父。肥 John
更命令前事頭婆在葬禮前要「獨自隔離」（黃人邏輯），肥 John
卻大開派對，狂歡作樂。試問前事頭婆一把年紀，如何受得起如此屈辱？再之後肥 John
下台，由「人肉手榴彈」接任；前事頭婆見完手榴彈大姐吻完手之後無幾日便蒙主寵召，亦足顯手榴彈大姐大有「劏豬櫈」本色。
疫情來襲咁耐，魔術師就無返過大陸咁耐。其實魔術師 return home
做嘅嘢都好簡單，就係返上去深圳港燦理財收租提下款，又或者見吓啲親戚食個飯聚一聚，繼個小時便完成，絕對可以「閉環管理」。但問題就係即使係指7＋3逆隔離，「坐10日監」的成本遠超過返上去拎錢同探親食飯即日來回的益處，甚至乎返到落嚟仲要坐多3＋4疫監，完全不划算。所謂通關政策，點解都好似無幫魔術師呢類「即日來回L」考慮過嘅？其情形同跨境學童的行程都差唔多，唔通真係撓埋手等班跨境學童退哂學，連我城小學都大幅殺校先安樂呢！？
